The 'yes or no' game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
meladoodle: *prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
Person: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*
otterparade: cityofbadass: Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face? “And then there’s this asshole”